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November 09, 2006
Is Jonah Goldberg on crack?
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just couldn't sleep after such a devastating loss on election day. Via Daily Kos.
How Bush Should Handle Loss [Jonah Goldberg]I think James Baker and Dick Cheney should take Bush out to the woods around Camp David. After 24 hours in a sweat lodge, he should be given only a loin cloth, a hunting knife and a canteen of water. Bush should then set out to track and kill a black bear, after which he should eat its still beating heart so he can absorb its spirit. He should then fly back to Washington in Marine 1. His torso still scratched from the bear's claws, his face bloodied and steaming in the November chill, he should immediately give a press conference at which he throws the bearskin on the front row of the press corps, completely enveloping Helen Thomas, declaring, "I'm not going anywhere."
This will send important messages to Democrats and well as to our enemies overseas, who are no doubt high-fiving as we speak.
Posted at 6:49 AM
Simple question. If Bush and Cheney have similar hunting skills, what are the chances Bush might mistake Dick Cheney for a black bear and transform his drab black suit into a bear skin rug? Just asking.
Posted by Mike at November 9, 2006 09:46 PM
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