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July 31, 2006
President Bush answers challenge from Tupac
{They tryin to say that I don't care}
I woke up screamin, "Fuck the world!"
{They tryin to say that I don't care}
Just woke up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"
{They tryin to say that I don't care}
Uhh, I woke up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"
{They're tryin to say that I don't care}
Just got up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"
Asked by Fox News television whether Chavez was a threat, Bush replied: "No. Not a military threat. We've got a very strong military and we can deal with any threat to the homeland there is. And will if we have to."
In a separate interview President Bush, unaware he was on live TV, launched into a tirade when a Middle Eastern interviewer drew an analogy to the famous Tupac Shakur song. He apparently screamed, "Oh yeah? Well, fuck you, too! I take you all to fucking hell! You need an army you hear! You need a fucking army to kill me!"
Furious, Tony takes more than a few guns out of a case on his wall muttering to himself "So, you wanna play rough, huh? O.K." he aims a launcher straight at the exit to his room where many hitmen have gathered on the other side! "SAY 'ELLO TO MY LI'L FREN'!" Tony screams as he fires his large gun, blowing the door, along with several hitmen to pieces! Still incandescent with rage, Tony throws caution into the wind and fires his Uzi at the malevolent crowd below."You think you can kill me with lousy bullets, huh?!" Tony persists, despite being hit with many bullets and he shouts, "I take you all to fucking hell! You need an army you hear! You need a fucking army to kill me!"
In response, he is hit with what seems to be thousands of bullets! However, he does not see the metaphorical TANK approaching menacingly behind him, and “The Skull” silently approaches Montana from behind.
"HAHAHAHAAAA! you whores! you scum! I piss in your faces! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" he fires on, as his carapace is showered with machine gun shots! It finally seems certain he will die, his gun is forced out of his hand, and his bloodied suit is in shreds and tatters. Tony lets out a final defiant ROAR! "HAH! I'm still standin' I'm still standin!" However, he doesn't notice the shadow of death in the shape of “The Skull” sneakily growing in the background, stepping closer with every round of bullets, he poises his sawn-off shotgun and fires!
Tony Montana's spine explodes out of his stomach as he crashes through the white railing, face first into his pool below. Above him, a globe with the brightly illuminated words "The World is Yours" shines into his now red-tinted pool. For a moment, we are left to think the world was truly his too, while we see his shattered estate looted top to bottom by wild hitmen.
Posted by Mike at July 31, 2006 10:32 PM
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