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November 19, 2004

Standard stall displacement

In men's restrooms there are the urinals and the stalls. At the urinals, men usually have the common sense to choose a urinal furthest away from the nearest fellow urinee. For some reason this does not seem to be the case when it comes to the stalls. Please, leave a space between your stall and mine if I'm the only one in there, and the rest are all free. Please do not sit next to me so I have to see your feet under the partition, listen to your diarrhea, and smell your shit, when the rest of the stalls are free. Did you know if you smell something, the particles are already on your tongue?

Posted by Mike at November 19, 2004 05:28 PM

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